5 WAYS HOW NewS ARE BETTER GIRLS THAN US;-

yesterday, sheila sent me a picture of a-supposedly-MALE make up artist who (suprised!) looks so much like woman.
complete with smooth,long flowing hair, smoother skin and bigger boobs to boot.

and yes, while its alright to feel like crap besides him, now u actually know what us,fangirls feel everyday,ne?? XD XD

presenting...


5 WAYS HOW NewS ARE BETTER GIRLS THAN US;-

1.looks a bajilion times prettier

yeah,that's a GUY people.
now, feel free to close your mouth.

2.have oh-my-god-perfectttttttt skin

i'm sure it'll feels soft and smooth and mmm..what was i saying??

3.have bigger boobs
(2 pictures because these are vitals to prove my point)


whatever u are thinking,i'm thinking it too....
no,no need to thank me XD

4.and smaller waistline

anyone feels like dieting???
yeah..my thought exactly.

5. and to tops,have cuter baby pics that make people goes "aa~that's a very pretty DAUGHTER u have!!! *insert retarded squealing* "



~owari~