SUPER SALARYMEN NEWS

done by popular demand lol

i flailed, i screamed. i jumped with joy.
now i will do this very maturely
no keyboard smash or unpronounced neologism
be proud of me hahahaha



Hello there,minions. we are 6 superheroes known as SUPER SALARYMEN NEWS.
and we are so HOT that things just burns within our proximity.
see that burning letters??
yeah,thats how HOT we are.



our costumes are business suits, bcoz hey, spandex were sooo last year.
and we look so good u feel like crying with joy by the mere sights of us.
ADMIT IT.




what do we do u asked??



WE SAVES THE WORLD.
by being incredibly dorky cute which Super Ryo kindly demonstrate
we are legendarily known by our Super Member Ai Attack
can't u see it??the member ai is so thick in the air that we make hearts flutters worldwide.
YES. we are that good.


now,
let's introduce ourselves,shall we?



this is SUPER YAMAPI
famously known for being SUPER HOT GUY WHO IS FAMOUS.
his power resides in his ability to look smexy yet pretty all the time.
the baddies never try to hurt him bcoz they were afraid to ruin that pretty face.
(this is a very useful power,i must say)



this is SUPER RYO.
also known as SUPER MEAN SEXY OSAKA MAN.
he fight baddies with Super Poison Tongue Attack so bad, that they'll ran home crying to their mums.



this is SUPER SHIGE.
nicknamed SUPER BRAIN POWER bcoz he is smart.
but, we dont need to know that.
in that Boyband world that they rules, it doesn't even matter.



Super Shige:YES. me being brainy is not interesting.
but me being super good looking with awesome haircut??
now, thats something.
in fact, even my own bandmates can't get enough of me.
plis to redirect ur attention to Super Tegoshi on ur left hand corner.



Super Shige: even our leader cant help but admire my amazing-ness



now, boys and girls..
i'll give u our official dance movements
please feel free to do it anywhere;
bus stations,subways,malls...



this is SUPER KOYAMA.
known as SUPER DORKY KOYAMAMA
his power is being a dork and shooting shinkansen-like speed words thru his mouth



here we have SUPER TEGOSHI.
also known as SUPER SINGING POWER
he makes bad people cries by singing Ai Nante to them while giving them his most pitiful expression.complete with tears in the eyes effect.

Super Tegoshi:Hi there. u may called me camera whore or scene stealer, but really, it's bcoz people just can't get enough of me. i'm too cute to be ignored.or be put at the back. thank u.



and my favourite here, SUPER MASSU
affectionately known as SUPER BLINDING GRIN MASSU
he blinded baddies with his smile that shines like the sun.
and personality as cute as 5-years old.
say it with me now, "awwwwwwww~~~"



even Super Ryo can' handle the abundant adorableness that is Super Massu

Ryo: gosh, WHY THE HECK ARE U SO CUTE?!?!?!?!?! *shakes violently*



AND TOGETHER WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD~~!!!