my ultime WTH dream..curtesy of NewS-infected,whacked up brain

caution:-this is an extremely LONG entry.

usually i wont write entry this long but i guess i need to write this down as 1 of the highlights in my life as a student cum fangirl where my brain decided to go haywire and produce such a weird, tear-jerking WTH dream.

well,i guess it's better than to dreamed of giant eyeball chasing after you right before opthalmology paper? XD

so it goes like this..

i was watching tv (malaysian tv,not japan) when this tv host,who is an old chinese guy,quite popular and do exist in real life
(oh God,since when do my dreams bcome so realistic??) told the latest rumour about THE RUMOUR.u know,about the whole ryo will quit NewS and n toma will replace him.

so after i heard it i was crying my heart out and i went out and bought 10 of ryo's uchiwas (where d hell did i get to buy uchiwas in malaysia??)
but anyway, i was crying thruout the whole thing.
i remember me saying "this is the last ryo's uchiwas with the name NewS on it..huwaaaaaaaaaa" and cried n cried n cried...till i was exhausted..literally.

then the shopkeeper said NewS will not be NewS anymore..they will change the name to..jengjengjeng..."Iruy Ka" WTH i know.(even in my dream i can't think of a decent name for a group..i should totally work with the jimoshou)
the shopkeeper even put out some of the official stuffs like bags,pens,folders with the name "iruy ka"(omg brain!!!!*dush*).
he even replaced the official NewS stuffs with "Iruy Ka" stuffs. then i said that the new stuffs are ugly.

after that i went back and surfed the internet to confirm the rumour (hahhaha,brilliant,am i??cry first,confirm later lol..brain,brain...) and there was like headlines everywhere with pictures of yamapi who looks like someone had just died (but why only yamapi face n not NewS??)
there was even paparazzi pics of the exchange.the atmosphere was like the one u see in movies where the bad guys exchange illegal stuffs like drugs or whatever only here,they exchange pop idols.

one of the headlines goes like this...

"yamapi approved of blood transfer btwn different groups"
(ahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha..even tho with all the crying ,i was still like 'blood transfer,FTW??????')
one of NewS member will be exchange for XXX from kanjani 8 and that NewS member is MASUDA TAKAHISA.
the whole group will now work hard to rearrange themselves to fit the changes.since most johnny groups held their concerts for about 45 minutes compared to NewS who held it for 2hours, massu will have to cut his solo song 'pumpkin'.
(even the reports looks real...gee,thanx brain*is sarcastic*)

tho' the news stated "yamapi approved", in my dreams we all know yamapi was forced to say that by the evil masterplan, johnny.
bcoz obviously yamapi is nice and love his groupmates and don't have an evil plan to conquer the world using an army of cute little kids.

so,toma is actually not the new NewS member boz duh,toma is not K8.
then i remembered yamapi once said "all NewS members looks good in white" and i was like "you!!(to the new guy),you better look damn good in white,u hear???"

MASSU!!!!!oh why massu whyyyyyyyyyyy??? who will sucked honey while doing sit ups?? who will records tesshi's magic show and goes "nande,tegoshi,nande??" innocently when the magic show backfired??? who will have bits of takoyaki stucked on their chin?? who will be shirtless during concerts??????
(yeah,i think of all this in my 15 minutes dream..impressive,right?? ;P)

why did i buy ryo's uchiwas and not massu????huwaaaaaaaa~~then i burned all of ryo's uchiwas.

no sweet,cute pumpkin song?????then i declared that everyone is evil but why am i racking my brain for this??pumpkins are meant to be eaten anyways......

then i woke up.


wow.that was long.