THE IRONY OF COUNTDOWN CONCERTS

after watching 3 johnny countdowns:0405,0506 n 0607...
i just realised that NewS has NEVER fully celebrate the countdown concerts
(n by fully,i mean participate right until the end) with ALL 8 members

Countdown0405:-
-no one supended yet
-they participate as an 8-members grp just until midnite,bcuz the underage
members can't work past midnight >.<.
hmmm...a boys version of cinderella,much???O_o

-after midnight,only 5 ojisanoverage members remains
*before the invention of Pink Glove

-the retarded underage boys who can't do midnight shift
*ahhh!!!look,ma!!!!we're on TV!!!

*yo!yo!yo!!let show the world how retarded we are!!

*oitt,camera-san!!come closer,yo!!!!
*no need to focus on those ojisan(refering to the other5) on stage!!we're younger,cuter n crazier!!!

*camera-whores on the loose

Countdown 0506:-
-with 6 members only
-tesshi n shige were finally of age to perform after midnight ^o^
-minus the cute drunken master,bcuz he went for a beer [now,where did i heard this b4??]
-and minus the still underage notti
*ryo's message to uchi;
what we heard:-SUKIYANEN!!!
what ryo really want to say:-screw u johnny for suspending uchi!!!!

Countdown0607:-
-newly reinstated NewS with (wtheck) 6-members minus the 2 drunkards trainees
we will wait for ALL 8 members on the next countdown.
dakara,GAMBATTE!!!

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OMG,NEWS=CRACK=MYSTOMACHHURTFORLAUGHINGTOOMUCH
muahaha..
"Tego has become a penguin !!!"
"NewS'boss!!!"huwaa..kowai!!!haha
"self-centered but without a bad attention!!!"
"Pu San who can never make up his mind!!"
--koyama,u're such the mother of NewS !!!O_ohahahaha

OWARI