clinical features of rabid NewS' fangirl part 1

u know u're a rabid NewS fangirl when;-
1.u fangirl all fricking 8 members of NewS even when the 1st word that come
out thru ur mouth when u found out 'bout the grp was
"8??with that many members,how one can even remember all their names??"


2.u want to watch Happy Feet dubbed in JAPANESE just to hear
tesshi's cute voice.


3.u can't wait to watch 4-hour JAPANESE HISTORIC DRAMA
full of war scenes and all that crap even when u think history is
the most boring subject ever exists.


4.u think of koyama everytime u see the word 'ramen' and eats 4 cups of ramen
in 1 day just bcuz u miss him


5.u want shige to be ur lawyer even tho' he haven't even pass the
bar exam yet


6.u call uchi 'the CUTE Drunken Master'


7.u used to hate notti's smugness n his i'm-so-popular-look,but now
u just can't wait to see that expression again just bcuz u want NewS to be 8.
oohh..and the fact that u call him notti instead of kusano.


8.u think guys with poison tongue is sexy.


9.u wish to become the food that massu eats.

10.u feel like killing urself for the fact that u're not in japan next month
to attend their return concert.

OWARI.