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Thursday, September 06, 2007

new scans are out and of course i have something to say ^o^

these are taken from October scans on news_jpop

yamapi

i'll quit obsessing over his fugly hair bcoz as much as i hate the hair i still can't stop spazzing over him ;P
he just look mighty fine in any hairstyle XD

dear yamapi,
for this amazing ability to look good u can go crazy with ur hairstyle for all i care
u can dye it pink, purple(yay!!),do perms or even go bald and i'm sure u will still swoons fangirls worlwide
(tho' i may cry buckets for a day or 2 if u decided to go baldy)
with love,
ryuuji

p/s; love the necklace ^o^

massu

*developed fangirl seizures and die a happy death*


koyama

he would be perfect for "FEED THE JE IDOLS" campaign


tegoshi

seriously,i'm out of 'girly tegoshi' jokes.
no kidding.
not that i have 1 in the 1st place *headdesk*


ryo

no peace for you, you Shige abuser!!!! XD XD


shige

i think he got a bit of a haircut??
his hair looks shorter
i am a creepy fangirl that are obsessed over Japanese idol hair and can totally noticed even a 1cm difference in their hair length



i hate to ruin this pretty entry with below picture,but i don't want to be traumatized alone
let us all have nightmares together,ne?? *beams tegoshi's style*

please put a bucket in front of u for precaution.


*projectile vomiting*
seriously, i can't quite imagine how they can agree for this

honestly speaking if it were TegoMass i would have accept it because they can actually look cute and innocent and childish and u just can't help but to like it..

but...

kamekoki/kokikame????

*gagggggggggg*

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

my ultime WTH dream..curtesy of NewS-infected,whacked up brain

caution:-this is an extremely LONG entry.

usually i wont write entry this long but i guess i need to write this down as 1 of the highlights in my life as a student cum fangirl where my brain decided to go haywire and produce such a weird, tear-jerking WTH dream.

well,i guess it's better than to dreamed of giant eyeball chasing after you right before opthalmology paper? XD

so it goes like this..

i was watching tv (malaysian tv,not japan) when this tv host,who is an old chinese guy,quite popular and do exist in real life
(oh God,since when do my dreams bcome so realistic??) told the latest rumour about THE RUMOUR.u know,about the whole ryo will quit NewS and n toma will replace him.

so after i heard it i was crying my heart out and i went out and bought 10 of ryo's uchiwas (where d hell did i get to buy uchiwas in malaysia??)
but anyway, i was crying thruout the whole thing.
i remember me saying "this is the last ryo's uchiwas with the name NewS on it..huwaaaaaaaaaa" and cried n cried n cried...till i was exhausted..literally.


then the shopkeeper said NewS will not be NewS anymore..they will change the name to..jengjengjeng..."Iruy Ka" WTH i know.(even in my dream i can't think of a decent name for a group..i should totally work with the jimoshou)
the shopkeeper even put out some of the official stuffs like bags,pens,folders with the name "iruy ka"(omg brain!!!!*dush*).
he even replaced the official NewS stuffs with "Iruy Ka" stuffs. then i said that the new stuffs are ugly.

after that i went back and surfed the internet to confirm the rumour (hahhaha,brilliant,am i??cry first,confirm later lol..brain,brain...) and there was like headlines everywhere with pictures of yamapi who looks like someone had just died (but why only yamapi face n not NewS??)
there was even paparazzi pics of the exchange.the atmosphere was like the one u see in movies where the bad guys exchange illegal stuffs like drugs or whatever only here,they exchange pop idols.

one of the headlines goes like this...

"yamapi approved of blood transfer btwn different groups"
(ahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha..even tho with all the crying ,i was still like 'blood transfer,FTW??????')
one of NewS member will be exchange for XXX from kanjani 8 and that NewS member is MASUDA TAKAHISA.
the whole group will now work hard to rearrange themselves to fit the changes.since most johnny groups held their concerts for about 45 minutes compared to NewS who held it for 2hours, massu will have to cut his solo song 'pumpkin'.
(even the reports looks real...gee,thanx brain*is sarcastic*)

tho' the news stated "yamapi approved", in my dreams we all know yamapi was forced to say that by the evil masterplan, johnny.
bcoz obviously yamapi is nice and love his groupmates and don't have an evil plan to conquer the world using an army of cute little kids.


so,toma is actually not the new NewS member boz duh,toma is not K8.
then i remembered yamapi once said "all NewS members looks good in white" and i was like "you!!(to the new guy),you better look damn good in white,u hear???"


MASSU!!!!!oh why massu whyyyyyyyyyyy??? who will sucked honey while doing sit ups?? who will records tesshi's magic show and goes "nande,tegoshi,nande??" innocently when the magic show backfired??? who will have bits of takoyaki stucked on their chin?? who will be shirtless during concerts??????
(yeah,i think of all this in my 15 minutes dream..impressive,right?? ;P)

why did i buy ryo's uchiwas and not massu????huwaaaaaaaa~~then i burned all of ryo's uchiwas.

no sweet,cute pumpkin song?????then i declared that everyone is evil but why am i racking my brain for this??pumpkins are meant to be eaten anyways......

then i woke up.


wow.that was long.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

4 ways on how to fight-NewS style

1.Exude the image of power
be confident.be fierce.tell the enemies that u can bring them down using invisible power ball by randomly raising ur hands.
they will surely run away.....if they're chicken.
XD


2.Kame Hame Ha!!!
which will work if u are Son Goku or his descendant.
which i doubt.


3.Physical strength.
use the martial art skills(judo,taekwando,karate,whatever)
that is...if u have any.
ryuuji:koyama baka!!!! XD XD XD


4.pick someone smaller
a kid??
good one,massu!! XD XD

Monday, June 25, 2007

for once..i prayed it wasn't true....

and there goes our Kenzou...


the lovable,dork,a-chicken-when-it-come-to-confess-love Kenzou...

kenzou with nice,smooth,shinny hair that fit to be on shampoo commercial...

and now.....

its gone....

and replaced by this....horror
*facepalm*excuse me while i go sulk in d corner...>.<

Thursday, May 17, 2007

AJLHJFH;FAJ;AKSALJHLHF;AKJS;AKS;AJS;A

--*hearts*
--*heartsheartshearts*

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HFDKLSHFFGEFEWJHFNXJBCA;KSD;KSAD;JDOEHDAK;JDCLJCDLHFDKFHD

OMGIWONDERHOWTHEYLOOKNOW CANTWAIT OKAERIUCHIKINSANDKUSANO IHEARTSYOUBOTH FINALLYITSREAL HUWARGGGG SQUEEWIFMEPEOPLE!!!!!
OMGIMGONNACRYCRYCRY

*KEYBOARD SMASH*
*KEYBOARD SMASH*
*KEYBOARD SMASH*
*KEYBOARD SMASH*





what a great way to start a day XD XD XD
dun be suprised if i hug people A LOT today XP

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

koyashige!!!!!koyashigeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

they finally sang chirarizumu on SC!!!XD XD
i shud hv known its a pervy song haha
the title itself translated as 'to glance,accidently' or more directly 'to peek at'
peek??LOL
its like song where desperate,just-hit-puberty boys sang to get girls attention LOL LOL LOL

like..
"Show me your innocently white one between your thigh, baby"
--i mean,SERIOUSLY?????

oh,J-Pop....JUST KILL ME.

for full translation of the song,its HERE


koyama looks super excited to jump into shige's lap to start the dance ;P


the famous Mirror Dance!!!!!skljssjsljlksljlslsslkj.only 1 thing missing though... WHERE S THE RED MATCHING OUTFIT OII!!!!!!!!
I WANT THAT MATCHING OUTFIT!!!!!
shame.it will look 899792803863290times better with IT
but still CUTE...oh well,its KoyaShigethe famous couple,i expect nothing less hhohohohoho

"i like it,bcoz we r MALE"---- ROFLMAO. sukebe boys ;P

fans at the back actually KNOW the dance steps to this song.talk about SCARY.

they showed this and there was a DEAFENING screams from the fans.again,SCARY. must remember to be careful if i ever get there.

*special cap for kitsune-chan~*
its time to rekindle your old love,ne???;P

for once,he look his age hahahah.
OH MY such an innocent,sincere expression singing
"just a lil bit more,a lil bit more" ROFL

ure singing a PERVY song for Johnny kitagawa-sake!!!!make appropriate expression dammit LOL

YES.they actually did THAT.
in a studio full of underage boys and overage crazy fangirls.
WELCOME TO JAPAN.
.
.
.
i hope they both have enough bodyguards.

the wonderful world of JE boys.
it cracks us up with it silly-ness in all their ghei-ful glory but we still love them LOL

dear pedo rangers staying in the hostel with SLOOOOOOOOWWWW internet connection.
i feel ur pain.
i shall bring the vid tomorrow to college,ok??
XD
owari.

Monday, April 09, 2007

22 YEARS OLD NOW.YAY!!!!!

OTANJOUBI OMEDETOU YAMAPI!!!!!!!!

HOPE U'LL HAVE A FANTASTIC BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! XD XD XD
I LOVE U.MARRY ME??

aww~i know u re touched n all that,but no need to look at me that way,ne??*blush*


well..i did planned something for his bday..but somehow i got busy today huhu.
and i can't finish it on time ok,make it..don't even start it yet XP
hey,its NOt bcoz i'm lazy okay.how could u guys even suggest THAT???
i ll never be too lazy for HIM hahaha yeah right XD XD

but..knowing me...u guys better not expect it from me anytime soon cuz God knows i may never finish it..like FOREVER hahahah

and NewS members better get u decent gifts this year.
A Gay Outfit and a Crab???nothing can possibly be worst than this right??right?????right????????

since u have such a HOT weird oral fixation on Jenga....

raise your hands if u dun want to be that thingy in his mouth *dead*

Sunday, April 08, 2007

TEGOMASS eats brains for breakfast

NEW SONGS.
TWO OF THEM.
OH MY.
KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

go download if u haven't heard it yet(and its only 1mb each so it wont take long to dl even if u have sucky internet connection *coughcoughcough*)
AWESOME

Kiss-Kaerimichi no love song
-->GORGEOUS. and massu's "I LOVE YOU" makes me flail like crazy.hahaha.i love u too???

Kimi+boku=love
-->aa~tegonyan...why did u make your voice sounds like that???its weird???haha but i still love it coz its impossible NOT to like tegomass,right??. sounds very anime-ish hahah.CUTE CUTE CUTEEEEEEEEEE XD XD


and for jin~
JIN'S BACK?????
okaeriiiiiiii!!!!!
muahahahahaha LOVE IT

Sunday, March 18, 2007

semester 6 starts tomorrow but do i care about it now??hah.no way.not when i have NewS hohohoho

hoshi wo mezashite DVD!!!!!

god.i'm BOUNCY n HYPER n DEM EXCITED n DOKIDOKI n KYAAAAA!!!!!!

NEWS.AWESOME.

yay to FANSERVICE!!!muahhahahahah
KOYATEGO!!!! KOYATEGOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

and i like hadashi no cinderella boy now.
all bcuz of the very manly towel-smacking by the penguin tegoshi

i shud put screen caps of it..but nantoka fansub are subbing it so i shall reserve the fangirling till i reallyyyyyyyy understand what the hell they were talking n laughing n doing stupid dances n whats not for haha

i love nantoka fansub
i love news
I AM FULL OF LOVE TONITE
muahahaha

and to peado rangers who isn't active this holidays..
u shall get smack tomorrow.
BEWARE.hahahahaha

i swear it's not me.it's MS.they makes me crazy

OMG
how amazing was MS???
that whole medley thing...
PAWNAGE.

News+ Music Station=freaking bio-hazard to fangirls

yamapi likes to stripped.oh,yes.
except when he's wearing EXPENSIVE tank top XD XD

JAPANESE IDOL LESSON NUMBER1:
when doing concerts,wears cheap tank top to make stripping easy.FANSERVICE is important.



here's one....

oh,lookie!!!KOYASHIGE!!

THREE-SOME!!!
*gets shoot again*
ROTFLMAO


penguin+pig=TEGOMASS
ROTFL

OMG I LOVE THAT TUNNEL THING.AWESOME XD XD XD

JAPANESE IDOL LESSON NUMBER2:
always put your hands at the hips cuz it looks sexy when dance moves are not possible inside a juniors infested tunnel


koyama,the lamp post in ryopi relationship LMAO

the world is all peaceful and well...

until the fangirls attack!!!
ROFL where did they all come from????

seriously.
i'm like SUPER JEALOUS...

still not used seeing yamapi at the back LOL
but all changes for the better,ne hohohohoho

OMG
is that yuto????
put massu and him together and you know massu wins the cute award hands down.

hahahhah
the camera almost missed koyama ROFL
he's like"koyama,where??WHERE???" XD XD

koyama:'i'm HERE,yo!!"

SUPER LUCKY FANGIRLS.
I'M JEALOUS.

NICE ENDING!!!
YEAY!!!!!!

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

fried brain is not tasty

tell me.how can one's brain even function after this???? O__________O
like seriously.

and this one is for Fru who is missing her Ryo hohohohoho
i know u want to save it and use it as wallpaper hahaha.SHINNY

Thursday, March 08, 2007

NewS PV!!!!!!!!

i know.i know.
i'm late..but hey,better late than never,yes??? hahahahha

just watched the PV!!!!!
SUTEKI!!!
SUTEKI!!!
SUTEKI!!!
KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!
KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!
KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!
SUTEKI!!!
SUTEKI!!!
SUTEKI!!!

ok.stop.hahahhaaha.
sometimes i amazes myself with my limited vocabs hahahaha


oohhh~yamapi..i love u and all but ur hair annoys the hell out of me..
but u still looks good..as always *chuuuu* XD XD

see??see??see???THE MOST ANNOYING CURLY HAIR AWARD goes to...YAMAPI!!yay!!!
plis put down the curling iron,okay...it's bad enough with matsujun hohohoho

u can't imagine how i heart this screencap...
*braindeadbraindeadbraindead*

chotto chotto chotto,what's that girl doing in NewS' PV?????
.
.
.
oh..it's tesshi??? *blinks innocently*


yes,ryo~we understand.......
*pats*

this is the reason why i want to be a cannibal
*ngaaaaaaaaappppppppp*

calling the peado rangers!!!!!!!we must save tesshi from THE GROPER!!!!!

yamapi DORK.

KOYASHIGE.ahahahahhahahahaa

all i can say is..thank god im here at my dad's office or i'll prolly scream myself hoarse from the hotness of it hahahaha....i dun want ppl to think im crazy or anything (tho' i think it might be true..XP)

ohh..dad.return.
*make straight face NOW*

jaa~